I picked up a copy of this week’s Sports Illustrated with the large baseball section (even if I disagree with their predictions), and saw an article on my new favorite player, Denard Span (who you might remember…). It inspired me to do the most ludicrous of things,a poem.
Denard Span is in the Sports Illustrated preview,
Talking about getting on base;
But just to review,
Didn’t he just almost hit his mother in the face?!
Haha, sorry, happiness over the start of baseball season can make me a little loony (plus look at the time this is being published, Eastern Time), and it made me laugh to make up. To recap, the Twins’ outfielder fouled off a pitch that hit his mother in the upper chest; she only had some bruising, thankfully.
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